Leveregler: Murphys lover

Siden jeg er i det galgenhumoristiske hjørnet:



• Murphy's Laws If anything can go wrong, it will
• Love Laws All the good ones are taken
• Tech Laws New systems generate new problems
• Computer Laws Any given program, when running, is obsolete
• Commerce Laws To err is human, to forgive is not company policy
• Real Estate Laws At least one check will be "lost in the mail" every month
• Teaching Laws You never catch on until after the test
• War Laws Friendly fire - isn't
• Cops Laws Bullet Proof' vests aren't
• Sewing Laws The scissors cut easiest past the buttonhole
• Murphy Volunteer Bush-fire Brigade Laws If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid
• Photography Laws Auto Focus - won't
• Nurses Laws Doctors only ask your name when the patient isn't doing well
• Bus Law If you're running late the bus will be too
• Lotto Laws You match 4 numbers, but you lost your ticket
• Cars Laws An oil leak will develop.
• Toddler Laws When you forget the stroller they will want to ride.
• Graphic Design Laws Your best idea is already copyrighted.
• Mothers Laws Mother's way is best. If you don't believe it, ask her.
• Scouts Laws The easier the rules of the game the fewer will want to play.
• Political Laws No matter who gets elected, Government always gets in.
• Golf Laws Whenever you think you might par you boogie.
• Employees Laws The more work you are promised, the harder it is to find.
• Office Laws When you don't have much work... all your colleagues will be busy.
• Music Laws At least one mobile phone will ring during a rehearsal or concert.
• Horse Laws Horses you hate cannot be sold and will outlive you.
• Martial Arts Laws You are not Bruce Lee.